One joke a day・・・makes your life happy ! 人生で信用できる3人とは？ 82歳のおじいちゃんが診察後もう長くないことを医者から告げられた そこでおじいちゃんは人生の大切な友人3人を呼びだし、遺言をした。 １． お医者 ２．牧師さん ３．弁護士だった 君たち人生の大切な友人に遺言をするからおねがいをしたい・・と まず君たち一人ずつに現金＄50,000を渡すので、ワシが死んだら その＄50,000をワシの墓にいれてほしいんじゃよ・・・ その後、数日でおじいさんは亡くなってしまった 医者はこういった「医療費の未払い＄10,000を差し引いて残り＄35,000を 約束どおり墓におさめたよ」と 牧師さん「私は＄25,000を教会に寄付をし、残りはお墓におさめました」 弁護士は二人の話を聞いて「信じられネ～！」と云いながらこう続けた 「わしは約束の＄50,000そっくり小切手を切ってお墓におさめたんだぜ～！」
ジョークなんだけど、何だか学ぶべきことがありそうだね～～～ コロナ下なんで「軽く笑い飛ばしてみよう」！！！ Quote from Unijoke 訳by Lucas An elderly man 82, just returned from the doctors only to find he didn’t have long to live. So he summonsQ the three most important people in his life to tell. 1. His Doctor 2. His Priest 3. His Lawyer "Well today I found out I don’t have long to live. So I asked you three here, because your the most important people in my life. And I need to ask a favour. Today I am going to give each of you and envelope with $50,000 dollars in it. When I die, I would ask that all three of you throw the money in my grave." Well a few days later the man passed on, The doctor said, "I have to admit I kept $10,000 dollars of his money, he owed me lots of medical bills. But I threw the other $35,000 in." The Priest said, "I have to admit also I kept $25,000 dollars for the church. Its all going to a good cause. And I threw the rest in." Well the Lawyer just couldn’t believe what he was hearing, "I am surprised at you two. I wrote a check for the whole amount and threw it in."
quoted from Joke Factory Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly… and for the same reason. 訳by ルーカス 政治家とおむつはよく似てる点があるんだってさ～ 両方とも時々交換したほうがいいんだって・・・ それもおんなじ理由でさ・・・笑い(^∇^)ﾉ
From Unifactory: A little boy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong, mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep. The little boy starts to feel a little airsick, but he's afraid to wake the big guy up to ask if he can go to the toilet. He knows he can't climb over him, and so the little boy is sitting there, looking at the big guy, trying to decide what to do. Suddenly, the plane hits an air pocket and an uncontrollable wave of nausea passes through the little boy. He can't hold it in any longer and he pukes all over the big guy's chest. About five minutes later the big guy wakes up, looks down, and sees the vomit all over him. "So," says the little boy , "are you feeling better now?"